temporary crush

When you like someone, but then you realize that there is no way they'll ever like you back... so to get over them you: pick a person (your temporary crush) that you are mildly attracted to as your new crush, and every time you think of that other person, think of your new crush instead just until you get over him...

"Hey, don't you like that guy?"
"Yeah, but it'll never work so I'm using a temporary crush, that guy over there."
"Nice..."

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Ukulele Trance

Whenever you are just so bored that you get out your ukulele and learn the lyrics and chords to every song that pops into your head for a while until you realize that you've been going at it for hours...

"Why has Sierra just been sitting there playing random music for over 2 hours?"

"She's got nothing better to do. She's in a ukulele trance ."

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