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Someone who's teeth are brighter than the future of their football club.
Sergio Ramos: Firminho's calling me an idiot when his teeth literally are brighter than the future of his club
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The god of speed. He can destroy Argentina single handedly in 90 minutes.
Do you think I'm fast enough to run in this meet?
Just Mbappe it.
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When you find out Paulo Dybala isn't transferring to United and the Dybala-Lukaku switch isn't gonna happen; it was too good to be true, so now you mope around all day, since the deal with Bruno Fernandes won't happen either.
I have depression since we spent 200 million on Maguire, James, and Wan Bissaka. We are the dumbest club.
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Best goalie in the universe of football. Can only be compared to the greats- Peter Schmeikel, Lev Yashin... when your defense fucks up, he is the one eating shit for you, making incredible goalbound saves. Your dream is to score the perfect goal? He's already stopped it. That goal is his home, and you are not welcomed there. Has saved Atletico's ass many times, and will do it again. Most humble man on Earth, the fame doesn't get to him. Comparing him to De Gea is like comparing lions to humans- De Gea doesn't walk on the same Earth as him, he is way out of De Gea's league, De Gea is a peasant standing next to this giant. If he were from a bigger country say England or Germany or France instead of Slovenia he would be hyped up much more.
Damn, that was a nice save, Oblak saved some ass there.
Wow, you pulled an Oblak, you saved my ass out there.
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The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.
Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.