Hashtato

When your hash browns aren’t cooked all the way and still taste like a fucking raw potato

I can’t believe I just ate a pound of hashtato bro, I feel sick.

politically defective salad

When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.

The United States government is a politically defective salad.

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