Juggalo

Stereotyped standards: Goth/gangster group, nearly worship ICP, wear a lot of Hatchet gear, drink sickening amounts of Faygo, and simply don't give a fuck about anything anyone has to say (This applies to true hearted Juggalos)

Common nicknames: Ninja, Juggalo, Juggalette, Lette, Lo, etc.

Juggalos are not as horrid as most UD definitions state. Juggalos are about the family, homies, and Living life not caring what bullshit someone throws at you. Yes they drink Faygo and love ICP regardless of what a small-dicked asshole has to say about it. If Juggalos cared what people said would there be over 100,000 Juggalos in the US alone and with popularity flourishing in the UK? I'm not even a Juggalo and I'm sick of all the shit people post about them in a fit of stupidity filled rage. Honestly, the Juggalos I've met are incredibly nice and have never once judged me. So ask me to choose between a Guido (which is more acceptable by society) and a Juggalo and I'd choose the Juggalo any day. Maybe Guidos got fashion and muscle, but the Juggalos would have my back before any of those pussy ass Guidos would.

Person A: Ew, look at that Juggalo over there.
Person B: What's wrong with the Juggalos?
Person A: I don't know, I've only heard bad things about them.
Person B: Then doesn't that kind of make you a bit prejudice? You don't know that Juggalo. They could be awesome.

*Person A and B talk to the said Juggalo*

Person A: Wow! They were really nice, a little rough around the edges... Why do people talk so much shit?
Person B: People suck, that's why. And it's probably why he's still a Juggalo.

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