Limit Break

When you've had so much intercourse with women, that you actually start to consider having sex with men.

Ted: Jenny has been smothering me as of late at night--she can't get enough of me.

Jeff: Wait, Jenny is hot...what's the problem?

Ted: Man, I think she forced my limit break?

Jeff: What the hell?

Ted: Umm, Jeff you seeing anybody?

Jeff: Hey man....that's not cool--at all.

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