kiddiespeak

The language the average 12-year-old uses when writing. Typified by misspelling of even the easiest of words and the alternating of lower case and capital letters that give people of normal intelligence a frigging headache when trying to read. What dumb fucking idiot invented this? They should be burned alive. May also be related to wigger.

"hEy Al My HoMeZ sEe HoW cOoL i ThInK i Am BeCuZ i KnO hOw To RiGhT lIkE tHiS? AnD eVeN tHoU eVeRy CoMpUtEr On ErTh HaS a SpEl ChEk I wOnT uSe It BeCaSe I cAnT bE bOtHeRd. ThE fAcT tHaT a NiNeDy YeAr OlD mExIcAn HoRe CaN sPeLl BeTtEr ThAn Me DoEzNt BoThEr Me At AlL bEcUz LiTeRaSeY iS oVeR rAdEd."

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Babyfur

Noun, origin unknown. Someone who exhibits infantilistic and furry tendencies or humans who see themselves as baby animals. Often seen in diapers and may possess several pacifiers and baby bottles. Some sleep in large cribs. Related to furry and infantilism.

"Hey. Check out that raccoon in a diaper. He must be one of those babyfurs."

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Flexpectation

The expected standard of one’s fit (clothing, especially when assembled into a cohesive aesthetic). This can apply to anyone including one’s self. The standard can be broken either positively or negatively depending on the level of flex in relation to the person.

Damn, you see Dan’s fit today? That Saint Laurent coat with the Ksubi to match... shit crushed my exflectations.

Dude did you catch a look at Dylan’s fit today? Those beat up vans and the John Elliot denim were not the move. Smh I had such high flexpectations.

Vageroid

When a girls vagina is so muscular it can rip a mans penis clean off

Katherine's vageroids sent me to the hospital last Friday night

socks

A legendary basketball player from Toronto Ontario.

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