cuddlety time

Quality time that involves only cuddling

She love it when I give her some real cuddlety time.

Cuddlety time is vital to the success of every relationship.

I make sure there is space for cuddlety time in my busy day.

retro-scoop

When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.

He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.

I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.

Exactweet

The wry satisfaction that comes from typing exactly what you want to say and ending up with exactly 140 characters used.

"I can't believe it, I have made an Exactweet for the first time."

"If you really love me, send me nothing but Exactweets!"

"Damn, I thought this might be an exact Tweet but look, 1 damn character too many!"

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