Mongoloid Duckling

When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.

Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.

Fuck it, I'm going home.

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Sack o' Shit

The character in all of my definitions that Sodomy Boy absolutely despises, yet still seems to always be around.

Hey Sodomy Boy!

Fuck off Sack o' Shit

No seriously!

I will fucking kill you Sack o' Shit.

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Sodomy Boy

Sodomy Boy is the name I have given to the sarcastic, douche bag character in all of my definitions.

Hey, you know that hilarious character in all of Sodomy Boy's definitions?

Yea....?

He's fucking awesome!

I wonder who he is.....dumb ass.....

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Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.

I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.

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Testicular Battery

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.

Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.

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Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.

Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?

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Asskimo

A person who receives or gives anal sex in weather below or at 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

So how was that Asskimo chick yesterday?

Not so good....

Why?

I have frostbite on my balls......