Brutess

The female version of a Brute, who listens to Sofa Pizza. She down for the homiez.

Brute #1: Yo, does your chick listen to Sofa Pizza?
Brute #2: Hell Yeah foo, she's a bonafide Brutess.
Brute#1: Word.

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Pizza Talk

The argument you get into with your girlfriend when she thinks you are a dead beat pizza boy. The conversation usually ends with an ultimatum.

Guy #1: Hey man, you alright?
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.

Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks

Rumpus

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Homie #1: “Aye homie, how do I look?”
Homie #2: “Yo G, you look rumpus with those assless chaps.”
Homie #1: “These are assless?!?