Hater's Dozen

A Hater's Dozen is 11 donuts.

Nik: Man, that donut shop gave me a Hater's Dozen.

Jesse: Well, you're an asshole so you probably deserve it.

Neht

A friend that you keep around and spend time with purely because you feel bad that they don't have any other friends.

Aiden: Is Nik a good friend of yours?

Jesse: Not really, he's just a Neht.