Bryan humor

When one’s sense of humor is cringe and a mood killer; no one in the room laughs

Sarah’s joke was so unfunny, I think she has Bryan humor.

Dirty Bryan

The act of getting pegged in the ass by a transgender woman then squirting all over the floor and then proceeding to shove a stick in your partners ass and then walk them like a dog while they like the semen clean.

Me and Veronica were bored so we tried a dirty Bryan.

Skanky clause

The act of dressing up like Santa clause then proceeding to sneak in child’s room then proceeding to fit as many cookies in the innocent child’s rectum and then release a couple dozen micro ass-eating elves that transfers aids.Ms. Clause then proceeds to queef on the child’s face giving them a severe case of pink eye. Then Rudolph bites Santa’s crusted pubes and super glues them on the child’s lips giving them a pube-Stache. As Santa leaves he opens his asshole and grabs a shit and pulls it out and graffitis the entire home.

On Christmas Eve, I will pull a skanky clause at the daycare.