Mean Girls

Possibly the best movie ever. It was written by Tina Fey. It's about a girl named Cady (played by Lindsay Lohan) who moves to a new school and becomes friends with a clique of bitchy girls, who are nicknamed the Plastics. Cady turns into a mean girl from hanging out with the Plastics, but in the end she realizes her mistake. It's just about the most quote-able movie ever.

Quotes from Mean Girls:

Damian: "Ohmigod Danny Devito I love your work!"

Gretchen: "I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased with this."

Regina: "Boo you whore!"

Karen: "It's like I have ESPN or something! My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. OK...they can tell when it's raining."

Janice: "Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore. She ruined my life!"

Some weird chick: "One time, she Regina punched me in the face. It was AWESOME."

Cady: "Grool"

etc.

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Sohcahtoa Underpants

When you try to fuck a math teacher and she makes you do sohcahtoa for the entry of penis on her panties.

I heard you need to fuck her in the sohcahtoa underpants position.

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