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Newberry Springs, CA

A Small town that has no street lights because the town is so small. No one walks the streets at night because they're so dark, and a walker could be axe murdered in the night and no one would hear them scream. Homes are spread 5 miles apart, uphill both ways, and it's a great place for Polygamists Cults to exist, and prosper, because no one would know that they practice there.
Newberry Springs, CA was also the birth place of the "Boysenberry" made by Walter Knotts. Mr. Knotts, of Knotts berry Farm, also restored Calico Ghost Town in Yermo, California.
There's also a ghost that resides in Newberry Springs, in the dry lake bed, that is said to be called "The Hatchet Lady." The Hatchet Lady caught her husband cheating, and in a fit of rage she lopped off his head with a hatchet, and then committed a gory suicide in the same swing of her arm. Adolescents of Newberry Springs take pig and rabbit blood and cover the walls of the Hatchet Lady's abode, and trick other Adolescents into believing the story.
Newberry is a bad place to live, and no one should consider moving there. If you live there, get out now.

Let's go to Newberry Springs, CA!

...where?

by Sokennethwasall December 29, 2009

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My Bitch

Synonym for "My Mom" because usually when people say "my mom" they're referring to what she did to piss them off or to describe how she was being a bitch.

My Bitch said i couldn't go to Hellogoodbye and see alex :/
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS

by Sokennethwasall November 23, 2007

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Noservicezone

A place of no service that is visited often. Also may be used when exiting a place of no service and entering a place with service. Often used to alert others via text message that you will not or could not text them back.

Sorry, I was in the noservicezone of my school, because that stupid teacher has a cell phone jammer.

I'm entering the noservicezone so I won't be able to reply. Sorry :/

by Sokennethwasall August 17, 2008


noservicezone

A common place that often has no service.
Used when alerting people via text that you will have no service while you are in this place, and therefore, cannot respond.

Kenneth via text: "Hey, i'm entering the noservicezone. Sorry, i'll text you after."
Alex via text: "Okay!" (text message isn't received because of the nosservicezone)

by Sokennethwasall October 9, 2008