Major League Dick

1. One who takes being a total dick to a new level.

2. A way to describe how much a particular situation is unfortunate.

That guy just dude just snatched my two drunk ladies, what a major league dick.

Oh, you are going to fail your biology class? That MLD, bro.

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Braces Job

Getting a blow job from a person with braces. The braces add thrilling suspense to the overall pleasure as you hope that your penis will not get cut or snagged by the metal dental work.

That braces job she just gave me was really intense, I'm so glad it's over.

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