Jess

A slag that attempts to cheat on every man she has. A huge compulsive liar and an attention seeker. If you get this bitch as a partner. You’re either stupid or thirsty

Man 1: i got a girl bruh
Man 2: sweet! Who is it?
Man 1: Jess
Man 2: eww you need to fucking higher your standards, man
Man 1: noo... shes different
Man2: you battered man i got no respect for you no more

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November 3

National stop adding stupid sex and crush days day. We know you;re all sexually inactive nd fucking lost in the world of communicating with women. Fucking man up and get over it faggot. Every day is a new day yall dont need to make 'october 31' the fucking 'ask your crush out' day because you wanna be loved you spineless pregnancy mistake. Grow some fucking balls man

It's November 3rd, It's jsut another day, but i bet some faglord will make up an urban dictonary word based on sex and crushes

Yep. Jason over there just made one about giving his crush a rose day because hes a lonley ass loser with no friends or ambitions.

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Darken out

Meaning when something makes you uncomfortably bored/ dispise or you just really cannot be bothered.

Josh: “hey! Wanna go play some Fortnite?”
Steve: ”ohhhh man that darkens me out”
Josh: “you always darken out faggot”