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Urban dictionary is not comedy gold. Comedy gold is for the folks who went out and told comedy gold jokes, and made comedy gold with the awards. Urban dictionary is a site people log on to talk shit.
Somebody's playing up to your ego if they're calling some shit you typed on Urban Dictionary comedy gold, since there are people qualified to determine what is real comedy gold. They want people to take you for a joke in life.
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Getting vaccinated isn't freedom or liberation, not having to is.
No matter who tells you that you need to get vaccinated, it's your body to choose what you should put into it, and what you shouldn't.
Turkey is good shit and it lasts a while.
The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble.
Turkey is good shit and it lasts a while.
The girl tried to tell everyone to stop treating turkey like the star of Thanksgiving since it was the weakest link. On her own table, she was free to treat turkey any way she wanted, just like everyone else was. Once she started preaching about other people's tables and other people's turkeys and what they should do with them like she owned their tables and turkeys, she was looking for trouble with everyone.
When you get to head home and go to bed early if you want to without feeling like you're missing out on something, or feeling like a loser, ashamed of not being out doing something.
Aging is part of life, there's no sense in trying to stay stuck in your early 20's forever mentally.
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To treat your kid like they're better than you rather than equal to or less than. To refrain from whooping a kids ass, even a deserved ass whooping.
Lindsay's mother and father spared her the rod because they thought she was special and didn't want to ruin her. They gave her everything she could think to want and turned her into a mollycoddle, but its not her fault. Blame her parents, they said spare the rod.
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You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.