Hulu and Chill

Netflix and Chill, but with Invader Zim

Bill: You wanna Hulu and Chill?
Kate: Put that shit on right now!

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MCU Stan

Literally the worst type of people on the internet. They have never read a single comic book let alone a book in their life, claim to know everything about Marvel characters but fail at easy trivia, and also shit on anything (even if they haven't seen it) that hasn't been dumped out by Disney.

Reasonable human: Spider-Man 3 though rough in execution does give great character moments and a satisfying conclusion.
MarvelLover3000: You like Peter dancing, ew.
Reasonable human: Doesn't Hulk dab, and doesn't Thor play Fortnite in Endgame?
MarvelLover300: Uh, you're just blinded by nostalgia!
Reasonable human: The MCU started 1 year after SM3, get outta my face MCU Stan.

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One

A number you can't count to.

Greg: Bob, can you count numbers?
Bob: Yeah, um, no.
Greg: One, One you fucking idiot.

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Hallelujah

1. Response to your climax or to you cumming.
2. To praise God.

1.*Jim has just had sex and climaxrd all over Katie*
Jim: Hallelujah!
Katie: Hallelujah!
2. Bill: Hallelujah! Praise God! Praise Jesus.

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( ‾ʖ̫‾)

When somebody say / does something stupid.

Jake: I just became a vegan today. *eats normal hot dog*
Me: ( ‾ʖ̫‾)

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Soliquid

Me.

Hi, I'm Soliquid, I eat glass.

Cross

n: a thing they nail people to

Jesus was nailed to a cross.