Kids

Something you don't want to have.

"My kids just set the house on fire."

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everything is going to be alright

1. The phrase Two-Face wanted Jim Gordon to say in "The Dark Knight".
2. A lie that you tell someone when they are probably going to die.

1. Two-Face: "Tell him everything is going to be alright".

Jim Gordon: "Everything is going to be alright son".

2. John: "Dude everything is going to be alright".

Tom: "NO IT'S NOT, THAT IS A LIE, WE ARE GOING TO DIE!".

Fap Party

When you and a couple of friends get together to watch porn and fap to it. It is only gay if you look at each other, if not then it's perfectly not gay.

1: Y'all wanna have a Fap Party?
2: Ain't that gay?
1: Only if we look at each other.
2: Cool, cool.