Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

Trollfail

When one is looking to spark a reaction (often on an active forum) but fails to do so, thus failing to 'Troll', I.E. 'Trollfail'.

Troller: Hey have you heard?

Target: What?

Troller: They are only going to sell GAME NAME HERE as a digital download only! Does'nt that just bring your p*ss to a boil?

Target: The way these things are these days I suppose! :)

*FAILED TO TROLL (I.E. Trollfail)*

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