Band kid

The term ‘band kid’ means someone that basically lives and breathes a certain selection of memes. These types of ‘memes’ are usually deep fried, t-pose, bruh, 🅱️, thicc, Soviet Russia, roblox oof sound, 🅱️eter griffin, big chungus, Alexa play despacito, liek if u cride, etc. ‘Band kids’ stereotypically like beating it to Pokimane, watching Call me Carson, playing Minecraft, listening to monstercat, watching Reddit text-to-speech videos, PewDiePie, and a bunch of other weird shit. I hope that explained it.

John: 🅱️ig chungus is hella thicc

Jeffery: This was actually garbage.
Joel: Bruh this guys pfp is some USSR shit and uses 🅱️in 2020, he’s definitely a band kid.

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Extratone

Speedcore subgenre that can be 1000-10,100 BPM making normal Speedcore seem like almost nothing, Its the last thing you'd want your grandma to listen to unless you want her dead

Some examples of Extratone:
Round Wave Crusher - Kill Your Parents With An Axe
Frums - Xnor Xnor Xnor

Diabarha - Uranoid
M1dy - Kamikaze

Big Dave - a a a

Jeff: Hey have you heard this Extratone song?
Joel: Whats Extratone
Jeff: Listen to this
Joel: Jesus christ what is that
Jeff: Extratone

Hit blaster

A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following:
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"

-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep

Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre?
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do

Simplified version of piano notes, Usually used in the beginning of understanding music theory

C - Do
D - Re
E - Mi
F - Fa
G - Sol
A - La
B - Ti
A - Do

Joel: How was music class today?
Jeff: Well we were learning the piano
Joel: How did that go?
Jeff: Well, I sucked at first. But I remembered Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do and I can understand piano better

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Complextro

The only EDM genre where all tracks sounds exactly the same. Complextro features simple shitty dubstep bass house drops, copied build-ups and chipmunk vocals unrelated to anything

How to make Complextro:
1. Take a dubstep drop loop and shorten it to 128 BPM.
2. Add high pitched vocals so it sounds like you're listening to something from Alvin and the chipmunks
3. Make a buildup with uplifter samples you can found in any pirated vengeance sample pack.
4. For the drop take the dubstep drop loop you shortened and add a House drum loop to it so it sounds like a House-Dubstep mess
5. In order to be called 'creative' add some chiptune at the beginning
6. ???
7. Submit the track to monstercat
8. Get tons of edgy "animators" to make animation memes of your shitty song
9. Profit

After the success of Complextro on monstercat, It became one of those most over saturated genres since 2014

Jeff: Fuck I hate House
Joel: Why?
Jeff: Listen to this *plays complextro song*
Joel: Ofc thats bad, Thats complextro. Heres a good House song *plays future bounce song*
Jeff: Thats much better

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