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November 8th

Idiot Sandwich #2's Birthday.
GORDON RAMSAY

Mark: Oi Jack! November 8th!
Jack: Now is the time to use that super glue on Mark.

Mark

Karen's husband even though they divorced within an hour (I don't know how this happens).

Guy: Aye, in my day, a Mark would earn a strap across the legs, sonny.
Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK!
Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap!
Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.