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Child molester

1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck

Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.

by Some.Random.Bitch May 5, 2018

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Hoe Code

Hoe Code or Girl Code is a set of unwritten rules among the female population that associate with how to act or socialize with friends and other women. It is the female counterpart to Bro Code. Both phenomenons have some of the same rules and regulations, but hoe code has some more specific rules about different scenarios. There are dozens of very specific rules and scenarios that are categorized into two big ideas.

1. Being a good friend:
Women friendships are a lot more complicated than male ones. Some rules include:

Never blowing off your friends to hang with a guy (comrades before Chads)

Not dating ex-boyfriends unless given the consent to do so

Not dating current crushes or fairly recent crushes

Having ZERO sexual relations with current boyfriends (includes flirting and sexting)

Rejecting the advances of any friend’s crush

Keeping secrets secret

Eternal support

Consulting friends about buying something/ having a major change in appearance

2. Being a good woman:

Complimenting something about a new woman’s appearance

Constantly watching another woman’s drink when she gets up or isn’t looking

Pretending to be a lady’s girlfriend, friend, sister, etc to shoo off a potential rapist

Giving up a spare pad/ tampon to ANY GIRL OR WOMAN who needs it. No exceptions.

Holding back a girl’s hair if she’s vomiting

Notifying a girl if she’s unknowingly experiencing a wardrobe malfunction

Sally: Chad and I are so happy together. He means the world to me.
Becky: *shamelessly flirts with Chad*
Sally: You fucking broke Hoe Code. Stop fucking with my boyfriend you fugly slut

by Some.Random.Bitch May 18, 2020

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Dick

An old fashioned nickname for Richard. No, I wasn’t gonna say cock you dirty minded hoe

Billy: Did you see Dick at the bar yesterday?
Jimmy: Hell yeah

by Some.Random.Bitch May 22, 2020

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Nikocado Avocado

1. See word (schmo)
2. An attention-loving fatass who creates “content” on YouTube by eating like a fucking pig. Bullies other YouTubers when they tell him no.

Jimmy: Did you hear about what Nikocado Avocado did this time?
Fred: Lemme guess, he dissed another guy for rejecting his sexual advances

by Some.Random.Bitch August 5, 2020

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Senior Boys

Douchey 17 or 18-year-old guys that want to get into the pants of stupid, unaware, 14-year-old freshman girls. Usually have drugs, money, car, etc to lure them in.

Senior boys: hey baby, you’re so damn sexy. Want to date? I got a car.

Freshman girl: OMG yes! Take my virginity

by Some.Random.Bitch May 25, 2020

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Classy Curves

A community on Amino that’s supposed to promote self-love and support for bigger women. However, it’s known for being riddled with thirsty Indian men who fetishize the (primarily underaged) girls on there. They get pissed when you take too long to respond and will spam you. If you’re an underaged teen girl, stay FAR away from this community.

Girl: *Posts a selfie on Classy Curves*
Phone: *23 new notifications on Amino*
Indian man 1: hey bby

Indian man 2: wanna date bby?
Indian man 3: how old r u sexi?? 😍
You get the picture

by Some.Random.Bitch May 22, 2020


Lemont High School

Where half of Jesus’s disciples go. Not the best school out there

My loyal hoes go to Lemont High School, unfortunately

by Some.Random.Bitch December 22, 2020

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