neck gaiter

The new thing that UD wants u to get

UD: Get a *insert word here* neck gaiter AND a mug for your guy Trump!
Me: No.

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arigato gozaimasu

thanks for doing something in Japanese

Guy 1: Arigato gozaimasu!
Guy 2: Speak fucking English

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chopstick

An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses

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I

gets crushed by a lamp.

I: *exists*
Lamp: I’m about to end this man’s whole career