heavy stealth

Nobody can see you if there are no witnesses.

"I use heavy stealth."

jostle

shake around

"Please be careful removing your luggage from the overhead compartment. Things might've gotten jostled around in flight."

joketoire

A stock of jokes, pranks, or pieces that a jokester knows or is prepared to perform. A spoof on 'repertoire'.

I was raised by a single father. Of course my joketoire is going to mostly consist of puns.

Putin warns

An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".

"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."

stick

A short performance or routine

Don’t try the “if you don’t got anything to hide” stick. I ain’t new to this.

weenie

A slang term for Dachshund.

What'd ya name your weenie dog?

skunked

When you get sprayed by a skunk.

"The reason I smell so bad is because I got skunked."