Ella

Ella is a pick me. She always lies so don’t fall for her looks. She is beautiful and smart but she lies like her life depends on it. She is either following her crushes around or talking about the best sleepover she had with Madison in front of her friends on purpose but acts innocent.

Ella: Yeah and remember how we had a midnight feast on our sleepover?
Madison: Oh yeah! *whispers* Celeste is right there, don’t you think she will get jealous?
Ella: OM gosh I didn’t see her there. ANYWAYS REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID MY MUM LOOKS TWENTY SIX HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Madison: yeah haha
Ella: oh look, there’s Ben. I’m gonna talk with him *whispers* you know I like him.

Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.

Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅

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You

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