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Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?

Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.

by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023


Stuck In The Clouds

It usually means that you are zoning out or "not there" by not focusing on the world around you.

Guy: "I swear you seem like your stuck in the clouds everytime we are on a date."

Girl: "That is because Im thinking about what we are going to do tonight."

Guy: "Oh."

by SomeInternetDweeb January 8, 2023