Homework

Work from school that dogs seem to have an apatite for.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
That one kid: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Yeah like I never heard that one before.

X

A letter that barely starts any words in the English language

Guy 1: Name one word that starts with x other than x-ray
Guy 2: Xylophone
Guy 1: Okay, name another
Guy 2: Xylem
Guy 1: Okay, now you’re just making up words

#

A hashtag or number sign. Roblox loves to use these to censor, numbers, swear words, or misspelled words

Robloxian: *types I got 4th place
Message: I got ### place

Why?

That question kids will constantly ask even though you already gave them an answer.

Kid: Why do things happen?
Person: I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: Because I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: Because. I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: I ALREADY SAID I DON’T KNOW
Kid: Why?