Burton Guster

The best friend of Shawn Spencer in Psych. Nobody could ever be a best friend like him.

1: Hey how good is your friend from 1 to 10?
2: They’re a Burton Guster type of friend
1: I- What- How- HOW DID YOU GET A FRIEND THAT GOOD?!

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Anzila

The best girl you could ever get as a friend or girlfriend like-

Guy 2: Hey what’s your girlfriend’s name

Guy 1: Oh her name is Anzila

Guy 2: Dam..... You’re lucky

Kim

A rat that’s a really good friend but would also call you a bitch if she wanted

Person 1: Hey Kim did you know that the middle of the galaxy has a black ho-

Kim: Bitch shut the fuck up I don’t care

Carlton Lassiter

The Head Detective of the SBPD in Psych. A man with the best eyes and hair that could rival anyone’s. He wants nothing more than to be a father and to be promoted to Chief.

A: Who’s your favorite character in Psych?

B: Definitely Carlton Lassiter, even if he might be serious most of the time.

A: I completely agree with you, though it might come to a draw with Burton Guster.

Loki

A man that is an absolute 13/10 that would completely dominate you during sex. He might choose the tesseract over you if he were given the chance.

A: So are you a top or bottom during sex
B: I’m more at a Loki level
A: …. Dam