Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans

I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.