Morter Forker

E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face

This chick was scared of the morter forker

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mastowering

Masturbating in the shower, quickly and/or efficiently. To make the distinction from 'masturbathe' (which can be a more drawn-out process).

Nothing like a good mastowering session to start the day right.

mud flaps

a description of the female vagina after excessive sexual permiscuousness

man, that chick is fine.
nah, man, my boy says she's got a nasty ass-pair of mud flaps!

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maximian

Maximian is Latin, basically he's really quiet and weird. He's really smart, and knows how to give a good presentation too!!! He's soooo funny!!

Maximian is so quiet but he's so smart too!! Such a bad boy really.