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AKA: Nostalgia-Induced Stupidity
When someone is nostalgic for something that was absolute trash and refuses to acknowledge that it was trash because their memories override all negative thoughts about it.
Split-Screen gaming was super shitty, y'all have nostalgia blindness
Wildcat: *Opens a door leading him right to the seekers*
"OHHH, THAT'S AWKWARD! ð¬"
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Like a pimple, but ten times worse.
Imagine you have a pimple.
Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)
Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.
Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.
Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.
And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
Like a pimple, but even worse.
Imagine you have a pimple.
Now, imagine that very same pimple, but twice as large and even more sensitive. Like, so sensitive that it will flare up and burn like hell if you just accidentally brush something against it. That's a boil for you. Did I mention that it takes almost a week of rigorous treatment to make it go away?
A clumsy person. Usually has a bad case of butterfingers, and the uncanny ability to fall upstairs and trip over the floor.
"Owen is such a klutz, he ran into the side of a wall and knocked himself out. Literally."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.
Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?
The shield in Crash Bandicoot, as told by Wildcat.
Vanoss: How about we do Hot and Cold, but instead when we're close, you say "Boogadaba" increasingly fast?
Wildcat: Boogadaba....Boogadaba....No more boogadaba.
*Terroriser finds Wildcat*
Wildcat: AHHHHH! *Spams Boogadaba as fast as possible*