An extremely clumsy person.
(AKA me)
Person 1: *Drops something* I'm so sorry! I am such a klutz!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's fine!
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An incredibly incredible person who happens to be born with a slight hand-eye coordination problem and maybe possibly dropped something every once and a while.
1.) Hey look over there, its a Klutz, I wish I could be like him.
2.) God, that klutz is so awesome.
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A clumsy, oblivious person. Usually covered in cuts and bruises from the number of things that they ran into. Constantly amusing other people from their obscene stupidity.
Sydney's klutzy ass managed to fall while dancing in the shower and crack her head open. White girls can't get low.
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to get drunk and make an ass of yourself
You said you dould have "one beer" then you klutzed for the rest of the night.
drunk alcoholic
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That kid drops everything all the time,
he's such a klutz
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A person who is never without a scrape or bruise. Always finds a way to trip, bump into things and people. And on occasion, they partially knock themselves out by walking into walls, doorways, and corners or cabinets and desks.
Why didn't I see that corner of the desk? I'm such a klutz! Where's the frozen corn?
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