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call-out

A form of verbal abuse with the intention to make the victim feel guilty. Like getting raped but it's actually justified you deserved it 100%. Worse is the dilemma you get put into between dismissing it and making yourself look worse than before or giving in to their twisted perception and making yourself look weak-minded. The worst verbal abuse in existence. Bar none.

A: I did a harmless thing only to get a call-out on it for being "rude". Not only that, when I objected, even more people started calling me out on it and made me feel guilty over nothing. It felt far more burdensome than when some random stranger called me a racial slur. Because it's not like I deserved that.

by Someone32143214 October 8, 2021


Indonesia

The Weenie Hut Jr. of countries. By contrast, America is Salty Spitoon.

American: "I think you'd be more comfortable over at that country"
Non-American: "Indonesia?! Are you saying I belong in Indonesia?!"
American: "No, sorry, I was actually pointing to the country above it."
Non-American: "Malaysia"?!
American: "Yeah. Unless you think you have thick enough skin to hang out with me."
(Non-American inhales; cut to him at Indonesia)

by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023


Retarded

Synonym for delayed, generally used when referring to ignition times of car engines.

Also the #1 trigger word in social media for some reason, even though worse and more unambiguously derogatory words exist, such as nigger, and most people use it to just colloquially describe something bullshit, you know, WITHOUT making fun of the mentally disabled.

Facebook user 1: Have you heard about the mayor's decision to raise taxes for low-income families?
Facebook user 2: Yeah, ruining chances of those who hardly had any to start with? That's just retarded.
Autistic person:
Random Canadian girl: TRIGGERED

by Someone32143214 November 4, 2019

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retarded

That one particular word that will get a LOT of SJWs angry beyond comprehension.

Me: "bruh that's just retarded"
SJW: "so you have chosen death"

by Someone32143214 February 13, 2022

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retarded

That one particular word that will make a LOT of angry snowflakes/Karens/white knights/SJWs try to get you killed.

Me: "That's so retarded lmao"
snowflakes/Karens/white knights/SJWs: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Someone32143214 December 18, 2021

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


experience

The absolute most hated word among today's youth, and with good reason. They invest years and ten thousands of cash in a college education in hopes to better their chances for a job, only to get told that none of that shit matters unless you have "experience", which you can only acquire through jobs. This is how they end up homeless or at least sheltered past 30.

Applicant: "Hello, I'm a graduate of a prestigious university with a doctorate's degree and I'd like to apply for the entry-level job you just posted"

Company: "We don't give a shit about your background, we won't consider you unless you have experience"

Applicant: "But I can't get experience unless I have a job"

Company: "I missed the part where that's my problem"

by Someone32143214 September 19, 2023


Go to Indonesia

An insult commonly used among Americans when they display their own brand of humor, and receivers get uncomfortable and take it seriously because they're totally unfamiliar with their culture due to never having been to America, much less interacting with Americans.

To explain, Americans have a particularly very aggressive personality and sense of humor, so a thick skin is a strict prerequisite to hanging out with the likes of them. The reason why the insult tells you to go to Indonesia of all countries (can be substituted with any other country in Southeast Asia) is because by contrast, Indonesians are the softest thus the easiest to hang out with, but others will look down on you for it. Think of Spongebob trying to enter the Salty Spitoon only to get told to enter Weenie Hut Jr. instead to get a good idea.

If you dismiss someone upsetting you only to get called out for failing to understand Americans and their humor, don't get defensive, admit your mistake and start growing a thicker skin. Unless you want to be around Indonesians the rest of your life.

A: "Why did you do that! That was so mean!"
B: "Bruh, you don't understand American culture, either grow a thick skin or go to Indonesia or something"

by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023