Scurvabetes

Its when you get scurvy (from not getting enough vitamin C) and type 2 diabetes

All i have eaten for the last six months has been mountian dew , cabbage patch kids and candy orange slices and the doctor said he has to take one of my legs because i now have scurvabetes

snatch locks

snatch locks : they are like dread locks but for your snatch pussy

so the other day, i got my snatch locks caught in my zipper... had to trim up my snatch locks