CS:GO

-> Counter Strike: Global Offense
-> A game where you need incredible aim and economic sense in order to play at an average level
-> Line-ups with different utilities are a must-learn if you don't wanna get flamed by non-English speaking Russians speaking faster than an Uzi.
-> Is where dreams are realized and shattered due to how high the bar is to become a pro
-> A game where knives costs more than guns
-> Before, you needed to think about your econ, your team's, and your opponent's. But now, you can just buy a Negev for $1700, literally cheaper than a fucking M4($2900), plus the Kevlar and Helmet which costs $650. And you can just pre-fire in order to remove the first 15 bullet increased recoil for it to become a literal laser than cannot only damage your enemies, but everyone, including you, who's within hearing range because of how obnoxiously loud this thing is.
-> There are 5 utilities currently usable within the game. The molly, which is a staple for controlling choke points, the classic grenade, the smoke used defensively and offensively, and the flash grenade that literally burns the unlucky one's eyes. And the decoy grenade, sent from the very depths of hell.
->A game where players learn how to cuss in different languages.
-> Used to have a price tag, now it only requires your soul under the pretense that it's free.

->The only game where NA can shine internationally.
->A game where you wish you can strangle your teammates online.

“Hey, should I try CS:GO?"

“If you're a masochist, then yes, You definitely should.”

Blade Ladies

Female champions in the game League of Legends that are so cancerous to play against. Examples are Fiora, Camille, Riven and Irelia.

Fiora is so broken man. He deleted my Cho'Gath within seconds.

Them blade ladies ruining games.

Rell

Who?

Oh. Rell is a support/tank champion from League of Legends that is currently so underplayed to the point where Rell mains are considered endangered species.

“Dude, what does this Rell girl do?”

“Who?”

Shork

Shorks are still sharks, but with less IQ.

Adjective:

Dumb, stupid

“Gura's funny. She's such a doofus.”

“IKR, she's a shork after all.”

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Vainglory

A game so great it was even considered to be at least one step below or even an equal to several MOBA titles such as League of Legends and Dota 2. Though you had to delete everything back then just to install this bad boy. Is now currently a shadow of its former self.

“I miss Vainglory man”

“Cheers to that.”

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Morality

Noun

Principles concerning the difference between right and wrong

synonyms: Ethics, Virtue

“People are outraged over the smallest of things in social media.”

“Morality is but a fragment of ehat it once meant.”

Evelynn main

Masters of playing with only a single

hand, they're players dedicated to being an Evelynn OTP.

“Dude, he's so ambidextrous. He can do 2 different things simultaneously”

“I mean, he's an Evelynn main after all.”