c

a bent stick, just look at it sideways.

the 3rd letter in the alphabet is what?
"c"
oh ok, couldn't hear u the first time.

toilet

Where you go caca or pee pee.

i gotta go poop,
where?
IN THE TOILET.

person

you.

what am i?
" a person "

xzvb

wow, really?

xzvb
ok.

m

Mcdonalds sign, or just call it an m, hey even m&m uses that.. two times.

Hey, what's your favorite word?
"m"
Ok, cool.

greenhouse gases

pretty much the cause of global warming.

What's global warming caused by?
"greenhouse gases"
Thanks, now I can finish my essay.

apple

a company that makes very VERY, overpriced products

hey, where did u buy your phone?
"from apple isn't it coo-"
slap