Eat, Pray, Loving

The act of traveling alone to another country on a whim to find oneself, especially after going through a difficult time. Normally associated with pictures posted all over on Facebook of everything they eat and see while abroad.

Person 1: “Have you heard from Mike since he got fired?”

Person 2: “From his Facebook story it looks like he’s been Eat, Pray, Loving around Montréal.”

Person 1: “Oh dear. Well at least he can collect unemployment”

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Fleetwerk

To give one's self a fleet enema, then proceed to twerk while excreting a loose, fluid bowel movement.

The stripper is willing to fleetwerk to Miley Cyrus music for cash.

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momage

A threesome consisting of one male and two postpartum females

Chad had intercourse with both of our mothers last night during the momage.

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Momage

A threesome in which at least two members are postpartum females.

Chad banged both our moms last night at the momage.

Tanning

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

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Dork Fetish

A strong sexual attraction to men or women who genuinely enjoy a dorky hobby in their freetime i.e. Anime, Star Trek/Wars, Computers, Final Fantasy, Magic: The Gathering, WoW, Chess, Good bands nobody has heard of, etc. This hobby somehow adds a dimension to their personality which makes them more complicated than the majority, which in turn makes them irresistable.

At first I thought Derek was sort of cute but a little bland. But after we watched anime together and he showed me his Magic card deck I wanted him inside of me immediately. I have a dork fetish.

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