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A rude and rather obnoxious bunny whose biting, sarcastic, yet stale remarks could only be viewed as endearing by the empty-headed preteen girls whose shirts they often adorn. He (she? it?) appears to be misandrist, and his/her/its ceaseless grin only adds to the aggravation of millions.
Preteen girl's Happy Bunny t-shirt caption: I know how you feel, I just don't care.
Guy reading it: Well, that's annoying.
Girl: Isn't it cute?
Guy: No. In fact, I am now predisposed to hate women and rabbits alike.
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The best possible excuse when you are discovered attempting to have sex with your car.
Random Person: What the fuck are you doing?!
You: I, umm, I'm experimenting with alternative fuel.
Random Person: Hey, great idea!
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Mild exclamation generally used to express disappointment, surprise or excitement. Used in place of the oft-used term "snap" in order to establish one's difference from the norm (i.e, their individuality).
Person A: My car just died.
Person B: Oh, snap-crackle-pop, that sucks.
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The most metal way possible to be drunk. For this state to be attained, inebriation should reach the point whereupon:
A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.
B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.
Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.
Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.
Bar patron #1: Look at this guy over here, he's getting completely hammersmashed.
Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.
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An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..
What a floob! He broke the Internet!
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