basting the ham

Jacking off

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her

Vodka

the Tsar of all alcholic drinks, made in Russia from the blood of Putin and distilled into it's purest form, all other alcohol is weak compared to vodka. vodka is the go-to drink to forget something.

Kyle: hey ivan want to have a couple beers at the bar, cause I ain't having vokda again
ivan: как вы смеете не уважать русский любимый напиток, вы должны быть слепым, чтобы не нравиться водки. трахни тебя, киска сука.
Kyle: okay then.
ivan: chugs vodka

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