Proteinpoo

Someone jerks off into your shampoo bottle and doesn’t tell you until weeks later. Then they comment how nice your hair looks lately.

I just had a shower at my mates place and jerked off into his Head & Shoulders shampoo. Now he has a bottle of head and shoulders proteinpoo and his hair looks fantastic.

poopaccino

Pushing out a morning coffee dump whilst at the same time having a wank to add a nice gooey white topping to your morning creation. After you’ve blown your load out both holes, use the same tissue to wipe up the mess. Take a photo of your poopaccino and share on social media.

I’ve just finished my Starbucks Pupaccino and now it’s time to celebrate with a beautiful poopaccino.

A Jan

JAN is an acronym for Just Another Narcissist. When you see a person posting something socially popular online to get Likes but with the real intention of shining a spotlight on themselves, they are a Jan. Jan’s follow and post about popular or politically motivated trends, usually within the echo chambers of their own tribes. They live for the Likes. The Likes give them meaning and purpose in life. They are especially careful about photos posted of themselves and make sure that they are crafted to bring attention to themselves.

Susan is such a Jan. Every photo and every post is about her and her identity. She lives for the likes.