Sexgasm

It's BETTER then an orgasm. Over 9000 times better.

Guy 1: Yeah, so I totally nailed that one chick last night.

Guy 2: Ah yeah, I heard, she's a screamer when she orgasms.

Guy 1: Oh, that wasn't a mere orgasm, that was a sexgasm. Most incredible thing I've ever seen.

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Worlds Collide

An expression used when someone introduces a real life friend to their internet life, or on rare occasions, vice versa.

User 1: Hey guys, this is my real life friend. I got him to make an account.

User 2: WORLDS COLLIDE!!!

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