Sprectum- the worst internet & cable provider in the United States. Known mostly for killing off Time Warner Cable & Brighthouse Cable. Their business model is based on price-gouging customers after the first year of service when the âintroductory offerâ price expires.
Hey, what is your cable service provider?
Here? Oh, weâre stuck with Sprectum.
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The Stasi Police force run by Florida Governor Ron DickSanwich to raid peopleâs houses at gunpoint because they disagree with him and use Science instead of stupidity to combat a pandemic.
Did you hear that Rebeka and her children were held at gunpoint in her home so the FDLE could grab her computer?
Oh, by FDLE you mean the DeStasi!
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A phenomenon whereas the wearer of an air purifying mask begins to think that they are actually experiencing hypoxia and suffocatIng on their own CO2 as it becomes entrapped in their face mask. This is likely the result of the excessive CO2 produced by this specific demographic, not the porosity of the mask itâs self.
Hey, did you hear about Britney? She passed out from Trumpoxia because the mean barista made her wear a face mask.
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When a new President of the United States is sworn in as the departing President is being impeached on the same day. Its usually celebrated with Lady Gaga singing the national anthem, J-Lo and 15,000 Members of the National Guard to preven a second Insurrection by Yâall Queda.
Are you attending the Impauguration?
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The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Yâallagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridasâ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960âs and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the âDonât Say Gayâ bill. Ronâs retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.
The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!
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The fashion choice of radicalized Right Wing Radicals who try to overthrow the seated government of The United States of America
Capitol Police: Sir, there is a man in a viking helmet and a Chewbacca Bikini trying to get on the floor of the House of Representatives. Should we let him in, or arrest him?
Mike Pence: Seriously?
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The fascist version of Facebook. Known as Parler, it was started by a right wing extremist who didnât want anyone fact checking the lies posted on Facebook by the right wing extremists.
Hey did you sign up for your Fascibook Account? Itâs called Parler and is a requirement to be a member of the party that lost the 2020 presidency
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