DeStasi

The Stasi Police force run by Florida Governor Ron DickSanwich to raid people’s houses at gunpoint because they disagree with him and use Science instead of stupidity to combat a pandemic.

Did you hear that Rebeka and her children were held at gunpoint in her home so the FDLE could grab her computer?
Oh, by FDLE you mean the DeStasi!

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shvisit

When you stop in at an established location just to use the restroom because you know it’s safe to use at your most vulnerable time.

Hey, I have to stop by Starbs on the way.
Why, do need a coffee?
No, I have to use the bathroom.
Oh, so you’re paying them a Shvisit.

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Fascibook

The fascist version of Facebook. Known as Parler, it was started by a right wing extremist who didn’t want anyone fact checking the lies posted on Facebook by the right wing extremists.

Hey did you sign up for your Fascibook Account? It’s called Parler and is a requirement to be a member of the party that lost the 2020 presidency

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rhinovians

People who wear their face mask below the nose, defeating the whole purpose of the face mask in the first place.

Hey, did you see our idiot coworkers today...with their face masks covering only their mouth. Yeah, what A bunch of rhinovians!

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Ron DickSandwich

The Governor of Florida. Having him removed from office would save lives and make the IQ of Florida climb to a more sane level.

Hey, did you hear Ron DickSandwich says it’s open season in Florida and you can shoot anyone who you think might be a looter now?

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POTATUS

Potato of the United States. AKA, Donald Trump. He’s a member of the Trump Potatriarchy that infected the White house from 2017-2021.

POTATUS did not participate in the ceremonial tradition of handing the country over to the newly elected POTUS, Joe Biden.

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Dieshole

Any person (Usually named Chad) who lives at home with his parents and spends most of his money on his $820 a month truck payment & accessories for his full size Diesel pick-up who modifies The fuel system in their truck For the purpose of “Rolling Coal.” Normally the only thing in the bed of his truck is an empty White Claw can.

Hey, did you see Chad’s
New F-350 Diesel?

Yeah, add another Dieshole to the already flooded Market!

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