rule uno

Whenever you are in a math class, you MUST have a deck of uno cards. Type doesn't matter, just have a deck.

Teacher: that's all we have for today. Take a break
Students: *sit there and do nothing*
Nerd in the back: rule uno
Students: *start tryharding at uno*

rule -2

Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.

Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2

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rule 360

If a 15-year-old girl or older is wearing shorts or pants that show off their ass, you have permission to drop kick them.

Girl 1: OOH! I love your shorts! SO CUTE!
Girl 2: I know! It shows off my bubble ass very well *shakes it*
Boy: RULE 360!!!!!! *kicks her ass outta there*

Rule -4

If there is a rule with specific credentials in it, such as a decimal point or negative sign, that rule is it's own rule, regardless of what rule -2 says.

Man: I found a rule 1.5, but I cant use in because of rule -2
Other man: rule -4. Yes you can.

Rule 500 and 0

What does 500 and 0 make?
*mind blown*

Girl: what?
Boy: rule 500 and 0?
Girl: oh...

rule 164

If two friends of opposite genders are bored for over 5 minutes, they must engage in sexual intercourse.

No exeptions.

Girl: I'm bored. How long has it been?
Boy: 6 minutes.
Girl: rule 164. wanna fuck?

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Rule -3

There can be only one man in an entire school that doesn't love ANYONE. Absolutely no one.

Boy: Love is overrated!
Boy 2: didn't someone else say that?
Boy: Uh...no!
Boy 3: Rule -3, bitch.

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