Krikit

An annoying cum guzzling prom night dumpster baby

Krikit is a douche bag

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bios

Basic Input Output System

I must flash the bios of my motherboard

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hdd

Hard Disk Drive

I want to uninstall a program of my hdd

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bang a right

Used while giving driving directions. Substitute "right" for the direction that you want to "bang" or turn.

Yo, bang a right! See that light ahead? Bang a left there.

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fuck that shit

A way to reject a proposed circumstance or event

Bop down Hackney without my gat? Fuck that shit

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gonk

To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.

In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.

This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."

Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.

If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.

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cpu

Processor

My CPU burned yesterday :-((

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