Hammersmith

Over analyzing an explanation
Or idea to the point of exhaustion. To be an expert Hammersmith is to think way beyond what was intended. Doing it naturally. Hammering out a concept until it is smashed to smithereens. You have to keep hammering it home to the Hammersmith.
When you encounter a hammersmith, usually social workers... be frank, don't be too descriptive, and DO NOT use metaphors!

I said that I mean (...) No you hammersmith'd it!
What i said was (...)
Oh, you said (...)
Dude, quit hammersmithing it!!'

Catch Deez Hans

A verbal threat or usually used in a threatening manner to allow others the opportunity to receive or run from catching yo Hans.
Literally meaning to get beat up, usually with a flurry of heavy handed fists to the face repeatedly.
Usually used by a black person or white person trying to be black, or culturally confused skinny Asian with a bandanna on.

Example:
Yo man, be quiet before you catch deez hans!

Don’t be spittin’ at Trisha or you be about to catch deez hans son!