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Peter

English Slang for large phallus. French slang for a fart.

A person named Peter has a huge dong. As a result of knowing that they have a King Kong dong they walk around with a confidence that everyone envies. Women want him, men want to be him or kill him.

Peter’s are attracted to Sonya’s. There is a weird undeniable chemistry, but watch out! Sonya’s are fiesty and hard to read. If a Sonya happens to be a Latina, never ever allow them to date. They have a poison that can at worst, kill a Peter, and at best cause their penis to fall off.

Whenever in the company if a Peter, worship him and feel lucky to be in his orbit.

Did you Peter on Peter’s Peter?

by Sonyaspoison July 31, 2020