Sophie

Sophie is a stupidasshoe. She might pretend she is nice, but in reality, she is trying to murder you. When you look away, she is secretly planning your demise. Sophie is a psychopath. An example of this behaviour is her compulsive tendency to wash her hair EVERYDAY. If Sophie ever offers you a bottle of shampoo, run away in the other direction. Take this as a warning. Stay away from Sophie. Good luck.

PS: Sophies usually have crushes on Kevins (specifically in sec 2)

Guy 1: woah look at sophie

Guy 2: stay away she's an overwasher

Guy 1: Oh boy, thanks for the warning

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