Homoflexible

Mostly enjoys sexual relationships with those of the same gender but occasionally dabbles in "opposite sex" sex.

Usually, just a phase.

I went out last night to a straight club and ended up having a homoflexible moment. I made out with a hot fireman then took him home and didn't cook him breakfast but he certainly cooked for me.

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Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury

RESI

The after effects of dating/breaking up with the same person repetitiously. Results in emotional fatigue, inability to function emotionally and numbness of emotional limbs.

Cures:

Copious amounts of yoga, hiking, alcohol and unemotional random sex.

Experts say if you keep going back to the same bad relationship you have a much higher chance of developing Repetitive Emotional Stress Injury.