beat your meat

beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"

Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn

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JacksFilms Forehead

JacksFilms forehead is the biggest thing known to man.
BTW:
Help ELON MUSK to get us to mars!!
Now!

John: Hey, have you seen JacksFilms Forehead?
Zack: Yeah!! It's the biggest thing i've EVER seen!
John: ....
Zack: WE HAVE TO HELP ELON MUSK TO GET HUMANS TO MARS!!1!!!!!111!

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bob

a really nice guy

Dick: Hey did you know bob is a really nice guy
Dicksson: He sure is!